stillalivedongscience:

fuchsiamae:

Portal 2 Co-Op Mission

She could feel it

Currents reawakening, spreading new tendrils into old channels where she’d never been, her senses extending to fill these new expanses of space. It was different from the rest of the building, of course — a dull pins-and-needles feeling, compared to the sharp clarity with which she sensed the rest of her domain — but it was unmistakably there. Like waking a limb from sleep, except she’d never felt this limb before.

She felt bigger. More whole. 

The old technology in these sections would never be the fine-tuned machinery built for her control, not without a whole lot of modifications, but the basics were hooked up to the power grid, and now they were hers. Lights, life support, security — all hummed and flickered for the first time in decades as she brought them to life. Ancient computers booted up at her request. Dust clouded her hundreds of new eyes, but that could be fixed, she mused as she swiveled a camera. It could all be fixed. A couple of tireless robots and some cleaning supplies could make this place gleam.

She imagined it as it must once have been, all plush red carpets and polished mahogany, and felt a warm thrill through her new circuits. So much science had been done here. So much more to do. 

She could scarcely imagine the secrets that lay buried in the dusty files of Aperture’s past — but she was going to find them out. 

I’m dizzy because exactly this is my biggest portal weakness besides wheatley

(Source: bluewheatfields)

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: elderlyprice)

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me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
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(Source: ubroa)

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

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drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

(Source: jarethgonzalez)

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unicornempire:

aconnormanning:

"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"

Actual idol

This is great advice, and a great inspiration.

(Source: embraceyourboing)

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stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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troylerrocksmyworld:

i relate to troye sivan on a spiritual level 

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

(Source: vvhaleshark)

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asgardreid:

" OH FUCK OH NO- hmm, nope, ayyyy Nvm we good Lmao"

asgardreid:

" OH FUCK OH NO- hmm, nope, ayyyy Nvm we good Lmao"

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

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dailybreakingbad:

Just noticed something in the background of the ‘Barely Legal Pawn Shop’ video.
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

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