skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

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Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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torch-dick:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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Can’t wait for Seper Smoosh Broks.

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thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

there are no rules in college

Ten months, ten entire months have passed since I have made this post. I made this post while I was at college, I am now home. Moreover, some meme loving fuck, at some time today, I don’t know when, silently left a box of kid cuisine on my doorstep. You bothered to somehow find out where I live, which is quite far from my university by several hundred miles, pay money for a frozen children’s meal, and drive out to where I live, just to meme on me. I can’t believe this is real.

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pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

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honkzilla:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 buttholes"

OMG

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eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

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dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

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dailybreakingbad:

The first time Bryan Cranston was in his underwear outside of a trailer.
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

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